August 19, 2022 at 8:31:31 PM UTC
VERIFY
Websites
Websites
Runtime: 3s
Share on Facebook or Twitter
On August 19, 2022 at 8:31:31 PM UTC, http://www.fark.com/ was accessible when tested on AS29049 in Azerbaijan.

Failures

HTTP Experiment
null
DNS Experiment
null
Control
null

DNS Queries

Resolver:
[scrubbed]
Query:
IN A www.fark.com
Engine:
system
Name
Class
TTL
Type
DATA
Answer IP Info
@
IN
A
165.227.248.64
AS14061 (DigitalOcean, LLC)

TCP Connections

165.227.248.64:80: succeeded

HTTP Requests

URL
GET https://www.fark.com/
Response Headers
Cache-Control:
no-cache
Content-Security-Policy:
frame-ancestors https://*.fark.com https://*.fark.net
Content-Type:
text/html
Date:
Fri, 19 Aug 2022 20:31:30 GMT
Expires:
Fri, 19 Aug 2022 20:31:29 GMT
Referrer-Policy:
origin-when-cross-origin
Server:
nginx
Strict-Transport-Security:
max-age=15552000
Vary:
Accept-Encoding
X-Drunk-On:
champagne
X-Frame-Options:
deny
Response Body
<!doctype html>
<!-- Report problems to https://www.fark.com/farkback/error -->
<!-- Duke Sucks -->
<html class="no-js" lang="en">
<head>
<title>Drew Curtis' FARK.com</title>   <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.">
<meta name="keywords" content="Fark, Fark.com, Drew Curtis, News, Community News, Social News, News Flash, Funny News, Weird News, Odd News, Strange News, Satirical News, Humor, Photoshop, Photoshop Contest, Memes, Caturday, Comments, News Commentary, Political News, Celebrity News, Sports News, Geek News">

 <meta property="fb:admins" content="741339004,690298743,503216953">
<meta property="og:type" content="website">  <meta property="og:image" content="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif">  <link rel="image_src" type="image/gif" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif">  <meta property="og:url" content="https://www.fark.com/">   <link rel="canonical" href="https://www.fark.com/">       <meta name="viewport" content="minimum-scale=0.35, width=device-width"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="https://www.fark.com/favicon.ico">
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2008/site/fark-webclip.png"> 

  <meta name="referrer" content="always">      <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.fark.com/css/farkstyle_desktop.min_1660935346.css" media="screen">           <script src="https://www.fark.com/js/farktools_desktop.min_1660684938.js"></script>   <script>
function fnGetDomain(url) {
    var domain = url.match(/^(?:ftp|https?):\/\/(?:www\.)?([^\/:]+)[\/:]?.*$/i);
    return (domain) ? domain[1].toLowerCase() : "";
}
var adsense_referrer_channel = fnGetDomain(document.referrer);
</script> <!-- GAM setup -->
    <script async src="//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt.js"></script>
    <script>

    var googletag = googletag || {};
    googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];
    googletag.cmd.push(function() {
        googletag.pubads().disableInitialLoad();
    });

    googletag.cmd.push(function() {
        fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard', 
            [  [728, 90],  [970, 90],  'fluid'
            ],
            'topAd728x90'
        ).addService(googletag.pubads());

        fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard', 
            [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  [300, 600],  [160, 600],  'fluid'
            ],
            'rightAd300x250'
        ).addService(googletag.pubads());

        fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle', 
            [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  'fluid'
            ],
            'rightAd300x250Middle'
        ).addService(googletag.pubads());

        fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg', 
            [  [300, 250],  'fluid'
            ],
            'stickyAd300x250'
        ).addService(googletag.pubads());

        fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower', 
            [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  [300, 600],  [160, 600],  'fluid'
            ],
            'rightAd300x250Lower'
        ).addService(googletag.pubads());

        fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower', 
            [  [728, 90],  [970, 90],  'fluid'
            ],
            'bottomAd728x90'
        ).addService(googletag.pubads());

         /*
        fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/Intellidisplay', 
            [  [300, 250],  [300, 600],  ],
            'intelli-1'
        ).addService(googletag.pubads());
        */  // set up native ad slots
            fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
                '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-1-2x2', 
                [  [2, 2],  [2, 70],  'fluid'],
                 'native_ad1').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "13fc1914");

            fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
                '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-2-2x2', 
                [  [2, 2],  [2, 70],  'fluid'],
                 'native_ad2').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "1686c574");        
        
        // googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest();  

           googletag.pubads().set("page_url", window.location.href);
        googletag.pubads().set("adsense_channel_ids", adsense_referrer_channel);
        googletag.pubads().setSafeFrameConfig({sandbox: true, allowOverlayExpansion: false, allowPushExpansion: false});  googletag.pubads().setTargeting("ut","n");
        googletag.pubads().setTargeting("rf","0");
        googletag.pubads().setTargeting("up_recovery","false");

        googletag.pubads().addEventListener('slotRenderEnded', function (event) {

            var containerId = event.slot.getSlotElementId();
            var containerEl = document.getElementById(containerId);
            if (containerEl === null) return;

            var iframeEl = containerEl.querySelectorAll('iframe')[0];
        
            // it's delayed by 10 milliseconds, because iframe is not yet fully rendered
            // and limited to max to 10 seconds to wait
            setTimeout(
                function () {
                    var thisad;
                    // `src` attribute is null when iframe is FriendlyIframe (non AdX), and
                    // when it's present, then it's SafeFrame (AdX)
                    if (typeof iframeEl !== "undefined" && iframeEl.getAttribute('src') !== null) {
                        thisad  = containerEl.getAttribute('id') + ' is a google adx ad. \n';
                        thisad += 'name: '+iframeEl.getAttribute('name')+'\n';
                        thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'slot.getEscapedQemQueryId(): '+event.slot.getEscapedQemQueryId()+'\n';
                        //thisad += 'slot.N._html_: '+event.slot.N._html_+'\n';

                    } else {
                        thisad  = containerEl.getAttribute('id')+' is not a google adx ad \n';
                        thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'lineItemId: '+event.lineItemId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
                        thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
                    }
                    fark.page.ofnida[containerId] = thisad;
                }, 10);

            processGTEventListener(event);
        });


        /*
        googletag.pubads().enableLazyLoad({
          // fetchMarginPercent: 200,  // Fetch slots within 2 viewports.
          // renderMarginPercent: 200,  // Render slots within 2 viewports.
          fetchMarginPercent: 100,  // Fetch slots within 1 viewport.
          renderMarginPercent: 100,  // Render slots within 1 viewport.
          mobileScaling: 10.0  // large value to load all ads on mobile at once
        });
        */

        googletag.enableServices();


        // set up dictionary to be used by IntersectionObserver to lazy load auctions
        // we want this global, so don't use 'var' (or 'let')
        fark.globals.adUnitsDict = { topAd728x90: {
                defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot,
                full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard',
                ad_sizes: [  [728, 90],  [970, 90],  ],
            }, rightAd300x250: {
                defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot,
                full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard',
                ad_sizes: [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  [300, 600],  [160, 600],  ],
            }, rightAd300x250Middle: {
                defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot,
                full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle',
                ad_sizes: [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  ],
            }, stickyAd300x250: {
                defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot,
                full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg',
                ad_sizes: [  [300, 250],  ],
            }, rightAd300x250Lower: {
                defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot,
                full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower',
                ad_sizes: [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  [300, 600],  [160, 600],  ],
            }, bottomAd728x90: {
                defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot,
                full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower',
                ad_sizes: [  [728, 90],  [970, 90],  ],
            }, native_ad1: {
                defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot,
                full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-1-2x2',
                ad_sizes: [  [2, 2],  [2, 70],  ],
            }, native_ad2: {
                defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot,
                full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-2-2x2',
                ad_sizes: [  [2, 2],  [2, 70],  ],
            },


        };

    });

    </script>        
    <!-- End GAM Setup -->


    <!-- Amazon AUM setup -->

    <script>
        //load the apstag.js library
        !function(a9,a,p,s,t,A,g){if(a[a9])return;function q(c,r){a[a9]._Q.push([c,r])}a[a9]={init:function(){q("i",arguments)},fetchBids:function(){q("f",arguments)},setDisplayBids:function(){},targetingKeys:function(){return[]},_Q:[]};A=p.createElement(s);A.async=!0;A.src=t;g=p.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];g.parentNode.insertBefore(A,g)}("apstag",window,document,"script","//c.amazon-adsystem.com/aax2/apstag.js");
        //initialize the apstag.js library on the page to allow bidding
        apstag.init({
             pubID: '59bb6420-55c2-4d42-9b17-abd4f27d4710', //enter your pub ID here as shown above, it must within quotes
             adServer: 'googletag'
        });

    </script> 
    <!-- End Amazon AUM setup -->


    <!-- Prebid.js setup -->
    <script async src="https://www.fark.com/js/prebid_1655932344.js"></script>
    <script>
        var PREBID_TIMEOUT = 1200;

        var pbjs = pbjs || {};
        pbjs.que = pbjs.que || [];

        var adUnits = [{
            "code": "rightAd300x250",
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]],
                    "pos" : 1  }
            },
            "bids": [  {
                "bidder": "appnexus",
                "params": {
                    "placementId": "9972657",
                }
            }, {   
                "bidder": "sharethrough",
                "params": {
                    "pkey": "te3wMRv1ow0w6qvDIa0Yeb7I",
                }
            //}, {
            //   "bidder": "brightcom",
            //   "params": {
            //       "publisherId": '8437', 
            //    }
            }, {
                "bidder": "emx_digital",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": '58000', 
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "sonobi",
                "params": {
                    "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard', 
                    "dom_id": 'rightAd300x250'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "rubicon",
                "params": {
                    "accountId": "9659",
                    "siteId": "17567",
                    "zoneId": "215714",
                    "position": "atf",
                }
            },  {
                "bidder": "sovrn",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": 337561
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "openx",
                "params": {
                    "delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
                    "unit": "537178659",
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "33across",
                "params": {
                    "siteId": 'aHvmW6t2er6R82aKkv7mNO', 
                    "productId": 'siab'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'yahoossp',
                "params": {
                    "dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
                    "pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c8101290035'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'pubmatic',
                "params": {
                    "publisherId": '161641',
                    "adSlot": '4350347'
                }
            //}, {
            //    "bidder": "komoona",
            //    "params": {
            //        "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
            //        "placementId": "7895d426a704c60f43d29e95c61599d9"
            //    }
            }]
        }, {
            "code": "rightAd300x250Middle",
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280]]
                }
            },
            "bids": [  {
                "bidder": "appnexus",
                "params": {
                    "placementId": "15570605",
                }
            }, {   
                "bidder": "sharethrough",
                "params": {
                    "pkey": "DdWKurLrMy4fyoOfjGRM8VGt",
                }
            //}, {
            //   "bidder": "brightcom",
            //   "params": {
            //       "publisherId": '8437', 
            //   }
            }, {
                "bidder": "emx_digital",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": '61915', 
                }
            // }, {  # waiting to activate sonobi on mid-billboard until they catch up on payments and we send them ad units to create
            //     "bidder": "sonobi",
            //     "params": {
            //         "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle', 
            //         "dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Middle'
            //     }
            }, {
                "bidder": "rubicon",
                "params": {
                    "accountId": "9659",
                    "siteId": "17567",
                    "zoneId": "1246006",
                    "position": "btf",
                }
            },  {   
                "bidder": "sovrn",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": '605461'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "openx",
                "params": {
                    "delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
                    "unit": "540686937",
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "33across",
                "params": {
                    "siteId": 'aXK9aat2er6OoZaKkGJozW', 
                    "productId": 'siab'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'yahoossp',
                "params": {
                    "dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
                    "pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c7fa2c70031'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'pubmatic',
                "params": {
                    "publisherId": '161641',
                    "adSlot": '4350348'
                }
            //}, {
            //    "bidder": "komoona",
            //    "params": {
            //        "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
            //        "placementId": "f15508bbb9b7c36f3b65c54fbcfc018d"
            //    }
            }]
        }, {
            "code": "rightAd300x250Lower",
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]]
                }
            },
            "bids": [  {
                "bidder": "appnexus",
                "params": {
                    "placementId": "9972661",
                }
            }, {  
                "bidder": "sharethrough",
                "params": {
                    "pkey": "CM1Eml5MQq08Bpyjwlj7xmVw",
                }
            //}, {
            //   "bidder": "brightcom",
            //   "params": {
            //       "publisherId": '8437', 
            //   }
            }, {
                "bidder": "emx_digital",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": '58001', 
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "sonobi",
                "params": {
                    "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower', 
                    "dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Lower'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "rubicon",
                "params": {
                    "accountId": "9659",
                    "siteId": "17567",
                    "zoneId": "218414",
                    "position": "btf",
                }
            },  {   
                "bidder": "sovrn",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": 337563
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "openx",
                "params": {
                    "delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
                    "unit": "537178650",
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "33across",
                "params": {
                    "siteId": 'bgf90at2er6Qz2aKkGJozW', 
                    "productId": 'siab'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'yahoossp',
                "params": {
                    "dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
                    "pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c80255e0033'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'pubmatic',
                "params": {
                    "publisherId": '161641',
                    "adSlot": '4350349'
                }
            //}, {
            //    "bidder": "komoona",
            //    "params": {
            //        "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
            //        "placementId": "f15508bbb9b7c36f3b65c54fbcfc018d"
            //    }
            }]
        }, {
            "code": "stickyAd300x250",
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[300, 250]]
                }
            },
            "bids": [  {
                "bidder": "appnexus",
                "params": {
                    "placementId": "18576545",
                }
//                }, {
//                   "bidder": "brightcom",
//                   "params": {
//                       "publisherId": '8437', 
//                   }
            }, {
                "bidder": "emx_digital",
                "params": {
                     "tagid": '95672', 
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "sonobi",
                "params": {
                    "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg', 
                    "dom_id": 'stickyAd300x250'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "rubicon",
                "params": {
                    "accountId": "9659",
                    "siteId": "17567",
                    "zoneId": "1590322",   "position": "btf",
                }
            },  {   
                "bidder": "sovrn",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": 687828
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "openx",
                "params": {
                    "delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
                    "unit": "540976194",
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'yahoossp',
                "params": {
                    "dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
                    "pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c7e774e002f'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'pubmatic',
                "params": {
                    "publisherId": '161641',
                    "adSlot": '4558715'
                }
            //}, {
            //    "bidder": "cedato",
            //    "params": {
            //        "player_id": "710497154",
            //    }
            }, {
                "bidder": "33across",
                "params": {
                    "siteId": 'b_cqtQt2er6Qb-aKlId8sQ', 
                    "productId": 'siab'
                }
            //}, {
            //    "bidder": "komoona",
            //    "params": {
            //        "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
            //        "placementId": "f15508bbb9b7c36f3b65c54fbcfc018d"
            //    }
            }]
        }, {
            "code": "topAd728x90",
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[728, 90], [970, 90]],
                    "pos" : 1
                }
            },
            "bids": [  {
                "bidder": "appnexus",
                "params": {
                    "placementId": "9972641",
                }
            }, {   
                "bidder": "sharethrough",
                "params": {
                    "pkey": "YAlbuiCkVF4fMV17MC8YtoZe",
                }
            //}, {
            //   "bidder": "brightcom",
            //   "params": {
            //       "publisherId": '8437', 
            //   }
            }, {
                "bidder": "emx_digital",
                "params": {
                   "tagid": '58002', 
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "sonobi",
                "params": {
                    "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard', 
                    "dom_id": 'topAd728x90'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "rubicon",
                "params": {
                    "accountId": "9659",
                    "siteId": "17567",
                    "zoneId": "215714",
                    "position": "atf",
                }
            },  {
                "bidder": "sovrn",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": 337564
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "openx",
                "params": {
                    "delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
                    "unit": "537178632",
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "33across",
                "params": {
                    "siteId": 'ajhXCgt2er6PueaKlId8sQ', 
                    "productId": 'siab'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'yahoossp',
                "params": {
                    "dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
                    "pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c80630a0034'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'pubmatic',
                "params": {
                    "publisherId": '161641',
                    "adSlot": '4350345'
                }
            //}, {
            //    "bidder": "komoona",
            //    "params": {
            //        "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
            //        "placementId": "30f7da928a1e074a0b1c923734549d06"
            //    }
            }]
        }, {
            "code": "bottomAd728x90",
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[728, 90], [970, 90]]
                }
            },
            "bids": [  {
                "bidder": "appnexus",
                "params": {
                    "placementId": "9972653",
                }
            }, {   
                "bidder": "sharethrough",
                "params": {
                    "pkey": "zTFbLFy9BFrtSLlOF2x3u1Xk",
                }
            //}, {
            //   "bidder": "brightcom",
            //   "params": {
            //       "publisherId": '8437', 
            //   }
            }, {
               "bidder": "emx_digital",
               "params": {
                   "tagid": '58003', 
               }
            }, {
                "bidder": "sonobi",
                "params": {
                    "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower', 
                    "dom_id": 'bottomAd728x90'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "rubicon",
                "params": {
                    "accountId": "9659",
                    "siteId": "17567",
                    "zoneId": "218414",
                    "position": "btf",
                }
            },  {
                "bidder": "sovrn",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": 337566
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "openx",
                "params": {
                    "delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
                    "unit": "537178630",
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "33across",
                "params": {
                    "siteId": 'bBGiskt2er6OoZaKkGJozW', 
                    "productId": 'siab'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'yahoossp',
                "params": {
                    "dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
                    "pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c7fe8890032'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": 'pubmatic',
                "params": {
                    "publisherId": '161641',
                    "adSlot": '4350346'
                }
            //}, {
            //    "bidder": "komoona",
            //    "params": {
            //        "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
            //        "placementId": "25a94ecb6a0d4d1dea2ab5f335438d98"
            //    }
            }]  }, {
            "code": "native_ad1",
            "bids": [{
                "bidder": "sharethrough",
                "params": {
                    "pkey": "13fc1914"
                }
            }],
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[2, 2]]
                }
            }   }, {
            "code": "native_ad2",
            "bids": [{
                "bidder": "sharethrough",
                "params": {
                    "pkey": "1686c574"
                }
            }],
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[2, 2]]
                }
            }  }];
        
        pbjs.que.push(function() {
            pbjs.addAdUnits(adUnits);

            pbjs.bidderSettings = {
                // adjust the bid in real time before the auction takes place
                rubicon: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * .86;
                    },
                },
                 };

            const customConfigObject = {
              "buckets" : [{
                  "precision": 2,  //default is 2 if omitted - means 2.1234 rounded to 2 decimal places = 2.12
                  "max" : 3,
                  "increment" : 0.01  // from $0 to $3, 1-cent increments
                },
                {
                  "max" : 8,
                  "increment" : 0.05  // from $3 to $8, round down to the previous 5-cent increment
                },
                {
                  "max" : 20,
                  "increment" : 0.50   // from $8 to $20, round down to the previous 50-cent increment
                },
                {
                  "max" : 42,
                  "increment" : 1.00   // from $20 to $42, round down to the previous 1-dollar increment
                },
                {
                  "max" : 50,
                  "increment" : 2.00   // from $42 to $50, round down to the previous 2-dollar increment
                }]
            };

            pbjs.setConfig({
                enableSendAllBids: true,
                bidderSequence: "random",
                priceGranularity: customConfigObject,
                publisherDomain: "fark.com",
                bidderTimeout: 1200,
                useBidCache: true,
                consentManagement: {
                    usp: {
                        cmpApi: 'iab'
                        // timeout: 3000 // US Privacy timeout - use the default (10_000)
                   }
                }
            });
        });
    </script>

    <!-- End Prebid.js setup -->


    <script>
      (function (d, s, n) {
          var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];
          js = d.createElement(s);
          js.className = n;
          js.src = "//player.ex.co/player/15ec9b58-db5a-477e-ac99-103dcb88aff7";
          fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);
      }(document, 'script', 'exco-player'));
    </script>  <script src="//native.sharethrough.com/assets/sfp.js"></script>  <script>
    // fark.page.headerbidTargeting = "";
    fark.page.rcPageName = "homepage";
    fark.page.isMobile = false;
    fark.page.isDesktop = true;

    $.ajaxSetup({ timeout: 15000 });
    fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner = new Image();
    fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner.src = 'https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif';
    fark.ajax.ajaxSpinnerRaw = '<\img alt="..." src="https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif" width="16" height="16">';
</script>

   <!-- Quantcast Choice. Consent Manager Tag v2.0 (for TCF 2.0) -->
<script async="true">
(function() {
  var host = 'fark.com';
  var element = document.createElement('script');
  var firstScript = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
  var url = 'https://cmp.quantcast.com'
    .concat('/choice/', '90W110YesRJyT', '/', host, '/choice.js');
  var uspTries = 0;
  var uspTriesLimit = 3;
  element.async = true;
  element.type = 'text/javascript';
  element.src = url;

  firstScript.parentNode.insertBefore(element, firstScript);

  function makeStub() {
    var TCF_LOCATOR_NAME = '__tcfapiLocator';
    var queue = [];
    var win = window;
    var cmpFrame;

    function addFrame() {
      var doc = win.document;
      var otherCMP = !!(win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]);

      if (!otherCMP) {
        if (doc.body) {
          var iframe = doc.createElement('iframe');

          iframe.style.cssText = 'display:none';
          iframe.name = TCF_LOCATOR_NAME;
          doc.body.appendChild(iframe);
        } else {
          setTimeout(addFrame, 5);
        }
      }
      return !otherCMP;
    }

    function tcfAPIHandler() {
      var gdprApplies;
      var args = arguments;

      if (!args.length) {
        return queue;
      } else if (args[0] === 'setGdprApplies') {
        if (
          args.length > 3 &&
          args[2] === 2 &&
          typeof args[3] === 'boolean'
        ) {
          gdprApplies = args[3];
          if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
            args[2]('set', true);
          }
        }
      } else if (args[0] === 'ping') {
        var retr = {
          gdprApplies: gdprApplies,
          cmpLoaded: false,
          cmpStatus: 'stub'
        };

        if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
          args[2](retr);
        }
      } else {
        if(args[0] === 'init' && typeof args[3] === 'object') {
          args[3] = { ...args[3], tag_version: 'V2' };
        }
        queue.push(args);
      }
    }

    function postMessageEventHandler(event) {
      var msgIsString = typeof event.data === 'string';
      var json = {};

      try {
        if (msgIsString) {
          json = JSON.parse(event.data);
        } else {
          json = event.data;
        }
      } catch (ignore) {}

      var payload = json.__tcfapiCall;

      if (payload) {
        window.__tcfapi(
          payload.command,
          payload.version,
          function(retValue, success) {
            var returnMsg = {
              __tcfapiReturn: {
                returnValue: retValue,
                success: success,
                callId: payload.callId
              }
            };
            if (msgIsString) {
              returnMsg = JSON.stringify(returnMsg);
            }
            if (event && event.source && event.source.postMessage) {
              event.source.postMessage(returnMsg, '*');
            }
          },
          payload.parameter
        );
      }
    }

    while (win) {
      try {
        if (win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]) {
          cmpFrame = win;
          break;
        }
      } catch (ignore) {}

      if (win === window.top) {
        break;
      }
      win = win.parent;
    }
    if (!cmpFrame) {
      addFrame();
      win.__tcfapi = tcfAPIHandler;
      win.addEventListener('message', postMessageEventHandler, false);
    }
  };

  makeStub();

  var uspStubFunction = function() {
    var arg = arguments;
    if (typeof window.__uspapi !== uspStubFunction) {
      setTimeout(function() {
        if (typeof window.__uspapi !== 'undefined') {
          window.__uspapi.apply(window.__uspapi, arg);
        }
      }, 500);
    }
  };

  var checkIfUspIsReady = function() {
    uspTries++;
    if (window.__uspapi === uspStubFunction && uspTries < uspTriesLimit) {
      console.warn('USP is not accessible');
    } else {
      clearInterval(uspInterval);
    }
  };

  if (typeof window.__uspapi === 'undefined') {
    window.__uspapi = uspStubFunction;
    var uspInterval = setInterval(checkIfUspIsReady, 6000);
  }
})();
</script>
<!-- End Quantcast Choice. Consent Manager Tag v2.0 (for TCF 2.0) -->  <!-- CONFIANT CODE -->

  <script async="" src="https://confiant-integrations.global.ssl.fastly.net/cEfft1aujoR3mcJAi8Jzh_8If_c/gpt_and_prebid/config.js"></script>  <!-- END CONFIANT CODE --> <!-- CARBON STUB -->
    <script>
    !function(e,a){e.cca=e.cca||{tapPrebidQue:[],tapGAMQue:[]};var n=e.cca;e.pbjs=e.pbjs||{que:[]};var t=e.pbjs;t.que.push(function(){t.onEvent("bidWon",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapPrebidQue.push(JSON.stringify(e))})}),e.googletag=e.googletag||{cmd:[]};var u=e.googletag;u.cmd.push(function(){u.pubads().addEventListener("slotRenderEnded",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapGAMQue.push(e)})})}(window);  
    </script>
    <!-- END CARBON STUB -->  <!-- Google Analytics -->
<script>
(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga');

  ga('create', 'UA-225200-1', 'auto');    ga('set', 'dimension1', 'Lurker');

 var pixelRatio = (window.devicePixelRatio >= 1.5) ? "high" : "normal";
ga('set', 'dimension2', pixelRatio);

 ga('set', 'dimension3', 'd');


  

  ga('set', 'dimension5', 'g');

 ga('set', 'dimension6', fark.page.io_vp);


ga('send', 'pageview');  // Append additional tracker
    let gaObjName = window['GoogleAnalyticsObject'];
    let adsTrackerName = 'adsTracker';
    let adsTrackerProperty = 'UA-225200-6';

    window[gaObjName]('create', adsTrackerProperty, 'auto', adsTrackerName);
    window[gaObjName](adsTrackerName +'.send', 'pageview');  // Enable Analytics for Prebid
if (typeof pbjs !== "undefined") {
  pbjs.que.push(function() {
      pbjs.enableAnalytics({
          provider: 'ga',
          options: {
              global: 'ga', // <string> name of GA global. Default is 'ga'
              enableDistribution: true,
          }
      });
  });
};

</script>
<!-- End Google Analytics -->


<!-- Global site tag (gtag.js) - Google Analytics for GA4 property -->
<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-2CGLGL25G6"></script>
<script>
  window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];
  function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}
  gtag('js', new Date());

  gtag('config', 'G-2CGLGL25G6');
</script>
<!-- End Google Analytics 4 -->


<!-- Global site tag (gtag.js) - Google Ads: 996531763 -->
<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=AW-996531763"></script>
<script>
window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];
function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}
gtag('js', new Date());

gtag('config', 'AW-996531763');
</script>
<!-- End Google Ads tag -->   <script>
        abimg(1);
        //  ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'A', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});

        var dfp_ad_source = ''; 
            dfp_ad_source = 'Fark DFP';
            // ga('send', 'event', 'dfpsource', 'Display', 'Fark', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});     abimg(2);
            // ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'B', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});

            //abimg(3);  //  ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'C', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});

             
             var house_ad_billboard = "<iframe src=\"/aptminus/size3/1?abp=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" style=\"overflow:hidden;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>";

             
             var house_ad_leaderboard = "<iframe src=\"/aptminus/size1/1?abp=1\" width=\"728\" height=\"90\" style=\"overflow:hidden;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>";

            $(document).ready(function() {
                 if (!$("#header_ad").is(":visible")) {
                    // showPlea();
                } 
                
                var tfarkToShow = "";
                setTimeout(function() {
                    if(abTest()) {
                        abimg(4);
                        // ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'D', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
                    };
                }, 8000);
            });  </script>  <meta name="robots" content="max-image-preview:large">       <style> .headlineRow:hover, .headlineRow:hover:nth-child(odd) { background-color: #eeeeff; } </style> <script src="https://www.youtube.com/iframe_api"></script>

    <!-- CARBON RULES -->
<script>
window.cca = window.cca || {}; 
window.cca.adiq = window.cca.adiq || {};
window.cca.adiq.que = window.cca.adiq.que || [];
window.cca.adiq.que.push(function(){
    //syntactic sugar
    var Check = window.cca.adiq.Check;
    var addAttribute = window.cca.adiq.addAttribute;
    var activateRule= window.cca.adiq.activateRule;
    var pageload = window.cca.adiq.makeRule;
    var revenueevent = window.cca.adiq.makeRevenueRule;
    var timesinceload = window.cca.adiq.makeTimedRule;

    var adiqfunc1 = function(){
        if(document.querySelector('intelli-1')){
            console.log('intelli-1 already exists - do nothing');
            // ad already exists; do nothing 
        } else {
            console.log('loading intelli-1 ad');
            googletag.cmd.push(function(){
                // set up intellidisplay slot
                var node = document.querySelector('.rightColContent #intelli-1');
                // node.style.marginTop="10px";
                var parent = node.parentElement;
                parent.style.display="block";
                
                window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
                    '/1055466/Intellidisplay',
                    [  [300, 250],  [300, 600],  ],
                    'intelli-1'
                ).addService(googletag.pubads());
                // Register the div
                googletag.display('intelli-1');
            });

            googletag.cmd.push(function(){
                pbjs.que.push( function() {
                    pbjs.addAdUnits({
                        "code": "intelli-1",
                        "mediaTypes": {
                            "banner": {
                                "sizes": [[300, 250], [300, 600]],
                                "pos" : 1
                            }
                        },
                        "bids": [  {
                            "bidder": "appnexus",
                            "params": {
                                "placementId": "18576580",
                            }
                        }, {   
                            "bidder": "sharethrough",
                            "params": {
                                "pkey": "8yQoP3RZDpiCV8IItjnALpUl",
                            }
            //                }, {
            //                   "bidder": "brightcom",
            //                   "params": {
            //                       "publisherId": '8437', 
            //                   }
                        }, {
                           "bidder": "emx_digital",
                           "params": {
                               "tagid": '95671', 
                           }
                        }, {
                            "bidder": "sonobi",
                            "params": {
                                "ad_unit": '/1055466/Intellidisplay', 
                                "dom_id": 'intelli-1'
                            }
                        }, {
                            "bidder": "rubicon",
                            "params": {
                                "accountId": "9659",
                                "siteId": "17567",
                                "zoneId": "1590324",
                                "position": "atf",
                            }
                        },  {
                            "bidder": "sovrn",
                            "params": {
                                "tagid": 687826
                            }
                        }, {
                            "bidder": "openx",
                            "params": {
                                "delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
                                 "unit": "540976197",
                            }
                        }, {
                            "bidder": "33across",
                            "params": {
                                "siteId": 'bQ5HVyt2er6OoWaKkGJozW', 
                                "productId": 'siab'
                            }
                        }, {
                            "bidder": "yahoossp",
                            "params": {
                                "dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c', 
                                "pos": '8a9695c90174740b92960c7ede0f000a'
                            }
                        }, {
                            "bidder": 'pubmatic',
                            "params": {
                                "publisherId": '161641',
                                "adSlot": '4350350'
                            }
                        }]
                    });
                    pbjs.requestBids( {
                        timeout: 1000,
                        adUnitCodes: ['intelli-1'],
                        bidsBackHandler: function() {
                            pbjs.setTargetingForGPTAsync( [ window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot.getSlotElementId() ] );
                            //fark.page.headerbidTargeting = pbjs.getAdserverTargeting();
                            googletag.pubads().refresh([window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot]);
                        }
                    } );
                } );
            } );
        }   

        function showIntellidisplayReportAdLink() {
            var reportAdBlock = document.querySelector('#intelli-1-reportLink');
            reportAdBlock.style.display="block";  }

        if (document.readyState === 'loading') {
            document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', (event) => {
                showIntellidisplayReportAdLink();
            });
        } else {
            showIntellidisplayReportAdLink(); 
        }

    }//end function 1

    var adiqfunc2 = function(){
        function hideIntellidisplayAndShowFns() {
            var node = document.querySelector('#intelli-1');
            var parent = node.parentElement;
            parent.style.display="none";
            //node.style.display="none";
/*
            var kids = parent.children;
             for (i=0;i<3;i++){
                parent.removeChild(kids[0])
            }
*/  }

        if (document.readyState === 'loading') {
            document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', (event) => {
                hideIntellidisplayAndShowFns();
            });
        } else {
            hideIntellidisplayAndShowFns();
        }
    }//end function 2

    console.log('intelli-1 setting up rules');
    //Rule 1 - First Page
    cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule1", adiqfunc1);
    var rule1 = pageload("rule1", 100,false);
    addAttribute(rule1, new Check("getPageViews","=",1));
    activateRule(rule1);

    //Rule 2 - Later Page High Revenue
    cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule2", adiqfunc1);
    var rule2 = revenueevent("rule2", 100,false);
    addAttribute(rule2, new Check("getPageViews",">",1));     
    addAttribute(rule2, new Check("getNumberRevenueEvents",">",4));
    addAttribute(rule2, new Check("getAvgPageRevenue",">",2.95));
    activateRule(rule2);

    //Rule 3 - Hide The Unit 
    cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule3", adiqfunc2);
    var rule3 = pageload("rule3", 100,false);
    addAttribute(rule3, new Check("getPageViews",">",1));     
    activateRule(rule3);
});
</script>   <script src="https://btloader.com/tag?o=5705447079149568&amp;upapi=true" async></script>  <!-- END CARBON RULES -->  </head>  <body >        <a href="#newsContainer" class="skipToContent" tabindex="1">Skip to content</a>  <script>  fark.ajax.globalToken = 'FaLk_6-kEX5zirYOlNE8ApiAYxdpgCQttmCKmDIKoqd-52b3Z2DkNHMZXeqx0grlLXSnscGU9oD6ZDkyNDaWRqnAhX51M3U89tRkx';
</script><!-- BEGIN left 2022-08-19 16:30:12--> <div class="fullwidthheaderbackground"></div>

  <div id="header_ad">Do you have adblock enabled?</div>  <div class="fullwidthheaderbackground">&nbsp;</div>
<div id="container">
<table id="newLayoutTable">
<tr>
<td colspan="2">
    
<div id="header">  <div class="tryBareFark">
        <a href="https://www.fark.com/barefarksignup" target="_blank">Try Ads-Free Fark</a>
    </div>   <a id='logo' class='retina header_logo' href='https://www.fark.com'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogoBig.png' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogoBig.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogoBig-2x.png 2x' alt='Fark' height='85'></a>   <div class="ad_container top">  <div id="topAd728x90"><!-- begin ad tag (leaderboard_top) -->
            <script>  googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('topAd728x90'); });  </script></div>  <div class="reportAdBlock"  id="topAd728x90-reportLink"><a href="https://www.fark.com/farkback/" onclick="reportAd('topAd728x90'); return false;">Report</a></div>   </div> <div id="headerBottom">  <div id="tagLine">It's Not News, It's Fark </div> <form method="post" enctype="application/x-www-form-urlencoded" action="https://www.fark.com/login"> <input type="hidden" name="e0$FaKk$w14NFjuS759vviEE7XwsE$CTyArgSiBb" value="FaVk9XQbr4caLrC6cPVroojmnlZHcfCVQp6tIsXT3iZRiLTIrWgevoDM2p_1BhwWDFso30L781g9aGBAu9Bbg5noK91s9tOUNmg08">
    <input type="hidden" name="continue" value="Fa8k-9nQX1GIha843pN5zQnGB7pTfI1v8mZe383bw2ZotaQLi61zfgVSWC">   <div id="messageCenter">


         <div id="loginContainer">
        <div id="loginContent" class="js">
            <div id="loginLinks">  <a href="javascript:run_walkthrough('Link')" id="how_to_fark_link">How To Fark</a>  <a href="#" id="loginLink" onclick="document.getElementById('loginLinks').classList.add('slidup'); setTimeout(function() { document.getElementById('loginName').focus(); }, 250); return false;">Log In</a> &nbsp;|&nbsp; <a href="https://www.fark.com/signup">Sign Up &raquo;</a>
            </div>
            <div id="loginBoxes">
                <div class="loginSection">
                    <label for="loginName">Login</label>
                    <input type="text" name="ulogin" id="loginName" autocomplete="username" autocorrect="off" autocapitalize="off" spellcheck="false">
                </div>
                <div class="loginSection">
                    <label for="loginPass">Password</label>
                    <input type="password" name="passwd" id="loginPass" autocomplete="current-password" autocorrect="off" autocapitalize="off" spellcheck="false">
                </div>
                <div class="loginSection submitLogin">
                    <input type="submit" class="searchSubmButton" value="Go">
                </div>
                <div class="loginForgotPass">
                    <a href="https://www.fark.com/forgotpassword">Forgot password?</a>
                </div>
                <div class="loginCancel">
                    <a href="#" id="cancelLogin" onclick="document.getElementById('loginLinks').classList.remove('slidup'); return false;">X</a>
                </div>
            </div>
        </div>
        
    </div>  </div> </form> </div>
</div>  </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2">

 <div id="headerMenuContainer"> <!-- Top navigation menu -->
    <ul id="headerMenu">
    <li class="menuSelected"><a href="https://www.fark.com/">Fark</a></li>
    <li><a href="https://total.fark.com/commented">TotalFark</a></li>
    <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/users"><em>my</em>Fark</a></li>
    <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/farq/">About/FArQ</a></li>  <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/contests/">Contests</a></li>   <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/shop">Store</a></li>
    <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/farkback" title="Farkback">Contact Us</a></li>
    <li><a href="https://m.fark.com">Mobile</a></li>
    </ul>

     <div id="searchBar">
        <form method="get" action="https://www.fark.com/hlsearch" name="topSearchFrm" target="_top" class="killspacehack">
            <noscript>Search:</noscript>
            <input type="text" placeholder="Search Fark" name="qq" id="searchInput" maxlength="255">
            <input type="submit" class="searchSubmButton" value="Go">
        </form>
    </div>
    
</div> <!-- headerMenuContainer -->  <!-- headerMenuContainer NOSCRIPT -->  <noscript>
 <div id="headerMenuContainerNoScript"> <!-- Top navigation menu -->
    <div id="loginBoxesNoScript">                
        <form method="post" enctype="application/x-www-form-urlencoded" action="https://www.fark.com/login"> <input type="hidden" name="e0$FaKk$w14NFjuS759vviEE7XwsE$CTyArgSiBb" value="Fa4k_MnuTYFW1boVkmjuT_1JG0h_n1hVtRIsRcS6qMoHm32pIFYtE2M3I26Dw07gZLODYXRGIgdGieY_pNTIIq5Ssh_RK9hFFJduZ">
  <div class="loginSectionNoScript submitLogin">
                <input type="submit" class="searchSubmButtonNoScript" value="Go">
            </div>
            <div class="loginSectionNoScript">
                <label for="loginPass_ns">Password</label>
                <input type="password" name="passwd" id="loginPass_ns" autocomplete="current-password" autocorrect="off" autocapitalize="off" spellcheck="false">
            </div>
            <div class="loginSectionNoScript">
                <label for="loginName_ns">Login</label>
                <input type="text" name="ulogin" id="loginName_ns" autocomplete="username" autocorrect="off" autocapitalize="off" spellcheck="false">
            </div>
            <div class="loginSectionNoScript" style="vertical-align:middle; padding-right:15px; padding-top:10px;"> Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.</div>
        </form>
    </div>  
</div>
</noscript> <!-- /headerMenuContainer NOSCRIPT -->         <div class="invis"><strong><small>If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support 
style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.</small></strong></div>

</td>
</tr>
 <tr><td id="leftColSpacer"><!-- --></td><td id="rightColSpacer"><!-- --></td></tr>
<tr>
<td id="leftCol">

 <ul id="catMenu">

     
        <li class="catSelected"><a href="https://www.fark.com/"> Main</a></li>
        <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/discussion/"> Discussion</a></li>
        <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/sports/"> Sports</a></li>
        <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/business/"> Business</a></li>
        <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/stem/"> STEM</a></li>
        <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/entertainment/"> Entertainment</a></li>
        <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/fandom/"> Fandom</a></li>
        <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/dawww/"> D'awww</a></li>
        <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/food/"> Food</a></li>
        <li><a href="https://www.fark.com/politics/"> Politics</a></li>        </ul> <div id="newsContainer"><!-- TOP end -->
<!-- Temporary announcements go here -->
<!-- $Id: motd 36768 2022-03-15 21:50:47Z mmangler $ -->

<!-- add mobile_full_padded_background class when adding so it looks good on mobile, but not when we're not displaying a message -->
<div class="mainnotice" style="text-align:center;">
</div>

<script>
    var number_newer_headlines = 0;
    fark.page.ajaxTab = 'main';
    fark.page.ajaxTabGroup = 'Fark';
    fark.ajax.headlineAjaxPerCall = 25;
    fark.page.title = document.title;
    fark.page.type = "headline";

    // noheadlinecount = don't show the number of headlines to load
    fark.ajax.noHeadlineCount = false;
    fark.ajax.ajaxCheckEnabled = true;  $(document).ready(function() { 
          fark.ajax.headlinesPerCall = fark.ajax.normalHeadlinesPerCall;  fark.ajax.headlinesCheckInterval = fark.ajax.desktopHeadlinesCheckInterval;
        check_for_new_headlines(); /* run automatically to update link } */ 
        headline_check_new_headlines_timer = setInterval( function() { check_for_new_headlines(); }, fark.ajax.headlinesCheckInterval );
    });  fark.headlines.newestEpochDate = '1660940220';
fark.headlines.firstNewEpochDate = '1660940220';
fark.headlines.firstHeadlineDate = 'Fri August 19, 2022';
fark.headlines.oldestEpochDate = '1660871047';
fark.headlines.lastHeadlineDate = 'Thu August 18, 2022';
 </script>     <p class="new_to_fark_p" style="display: none">NEW To Fark? Find Out <a href="javascript:run_walkthrough('Banner')">HOW TO FARK</a><a href="javascript:close_new_to_fark_p()" class="close_new_to_fark_p">X</a></p>  <div style="text-align: center;">
    <a href="https://www.fark.com/submit/" class="submitLink loadNewerHeadlinesTrigger">Submit a Link &raquo;</a>
</div>   <div class="load_newer_container" style="display: none">
        <a id="headline_ajax_load_newer">&nbsp;</a>
    </div>      <table style="width: 100%;">
        <tr>
            <td id="headline_container">    <table class="headlineTable ">
                        <tbody>
                            <tr>
                                <td class="mainDate headline_date" colspan="4" data-farkHD="FriAugust192022"> Fri August 19, 2022 </td>
                            </tr> <tr class="headlineRow id12520282" data-headline-count="1">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520282 '  data-farkdomain='news.yahoo.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520282/news.yahoo.com/judge-orders-starbucks-reinstate-fired-151329945.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_mediu'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/yahoo.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/yahoo.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/yahoo-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Yahoo)' title='Yahoo'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/followup' title='Followup'><span class='ttag topic26'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520282 '  data-farkdomain='news.yahoo.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520282/news.yahoo.com/judge-orders-starbucks-reinstate-fired-151329945.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_mediu'>Federal Judge to Starbucks: &quot;You will reinstate these Union Leaders you fired, or you&#39;re going to find out if this Death Star is fully operational&quot;</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520282 '  data-farkdomain='news.yahoo.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520282'>news.yahoo.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520282", "https://fark.com/go/12520282", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520282"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Federal%20Judge%20to%20Starbucks%3A%20%22You%20will%20reinstate%20these%20Union%20Leaders%20you%20fired%2C%20or%20you%27re%20going%20to%20find%20out%20if%20this%20Death%20Star%20is%20fully%20operational%22&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520282&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520282')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520282/Federal-Judge-to-Starbucks-You-will-reinstate-these-Union-Leaders-you-fired-youre-going-to-find-out-if-this-Death-Star-is-fully-operational" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">22</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12517288" data-headline-count="2">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12517288 '  data-farkdomain='npr.brightspotcdn.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12517288/npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/62b7912/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2400x1597%2B0%2B0/resize/880x'>(Some Spoonbill)</a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/photoshop' title='Photoshop'><span class='ttag topic23'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12517288 '  data-farkdomain='npr.brightspotcdn.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12517288/npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/62b7912/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2400x1597%2B0%2B0/resize/880x'>Photoshop this pink bird</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12517288 '  data-farkdomain='npr.brightspotcdn.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12517288'>npr.brightspotcdn.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/12517288", "https://fark.com/12517288", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/12517288"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Photoshop%20this%20pink%20bird&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2F12517288&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/12517288')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12517288/Photoshop-this-pink-bird" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">5</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520524" data-headline-count="3">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520524 '  data-farkdomain='yahoo.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520524/www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-feels-weird-asking-girlfriends-194254988.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/yahoo.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/yahoo.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/yahoo-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Yahoo)' title='Yahoo'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/facepalm' title='Facepalm'><span class='ttag topic49'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520524 '  data-farkdomain='yahoo.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520524/www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-feels-weird-asking-girlfriends-194254988.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_'>Before posting an article, at least proofread the headline</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520524 '  data-farkdomain='yahoo.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520524'>yahoo.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520524", "https://fark.com/go/12520524", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520524"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Before%20posting%20an%20article%2C%20at%20least%20proofread%20the%20headline&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520524&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520524')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520524/Before-posting-an-article-at-least-proofread-headline" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">26</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520070" data-headline-count="4">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520070 '  data-farkdomain='timesofmalta.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520070/timesofmalta.com/articles/view/marsaxlokk-priest-misappropriated-tens-thousands-porn-sites.975107%3F'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/timesofmalta.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/timesofmalta.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/timesofmalta-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Times of Malta)' title='Times of Malta'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/dumbass' title='Dumbass'><span class='ttag topic34'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520070 '  data-farkdomain='timesofmalta.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520070/timesofmalta.com/articles/view/marsaxlokk-priest-misappropriated-tens-thousands-porn-sites.975107%3F'>Malta priest accused of spending &euro;150,000 of church money on porn. The rest he wasted</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520070 '  data-farkdomain='timesofmalta.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520070'>timesofmalta.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520070", "https://fark.com/go/12520070", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520070"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Malta%20priest%20accused%20of%20spending%20%E2%82%AC150%2C000%20of%20church%20money%20on%20porn.%20The%20rest%20he%20wasted&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520070&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520070')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520070/Malta-priest-accused-of-spending-150000-of-church-money-on-porn-The-rest-he-wasted" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">23</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow spau"><td colspan="4" style="max-width: 865px">  <div id="native_ad1"><script> googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('native_ad1'); });</script></div>   </td></tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520114" data-headline-count="5">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520114 '  data-farkdomain='axios.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520114/www.axios.com/local/seattle/2022/08/19/sexual-assault-allegations-dan-price%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26ut'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/axios.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/axios.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/axios-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Axios)' title='Axios'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/sick' title='Sick'><span class='ttag topic08'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520114 '  data-farkdomain='axios.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520114/www.axios.com/local/seattle/2022/08/19/sexual-assault-allegations-dan-price%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26ut'>Creepy CEO accused of sexual assault had hired creepy journalist to ghostwrite his tweets</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520114 '  data-farkdomain='axios.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520114'>axios.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520114", "https://fark.com/go/12520114", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520114"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Creepy%20CEO%20accused%20of%20sexual%20assault%20had%20hired%20creepy%20journalist%20to%20ghostwrite%20his%20tweets&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520114&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520114')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520114/Creepy-CEO-accused-of-sexual-assault-had-hired-creepy-journalist-to-ghostwrite-his-tweets" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">36</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520476" data-headline-count="6">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520476 '  data-farkdomain='theguardian.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520476/www.theguardian.com/books/2022/aug/19/salted-owl-roasted-puppy-cambridge-university-medieval-curious'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/guardian.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/guardian.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/guardian-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Guardian)' title='Guardian'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/interesting' title='Interesting'><span class='ttag topic02'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520476 '  data-farkdomain='theguardian.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520476/www.theguardian.com/books/2022/aug/19/salted-owl-roasted-puppy-cambridge-university-medieval-curious'>Cambridge University to digitise books of mediaeval cures that are sure to be a hit with the antivax crowd</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520476 '  data-farkdomain='theguardian.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520476'>theguardian.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520476", "https://fark.com/go/12520476", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520476"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Cambridge%20University%20to%20digitise%20books%20of%20mediaeval%20cures%20that%20are%20sure%20to%20be%20a%20hit%20with%20the%20antivax%20crowd&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520476&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520476')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520476/Cambridge-University-to-digitise-books-of-mediaeval-cures-that-are-sure-to-be-a-hit-with-antivax-crowd" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">27</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520420" data-headline-count="7">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520420 '  data-farkdomain='realradio921.iheart.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520420/realradio921.iheart.com/featured/the-penthouse/content/2022-08-19-florida-man-with-machete-crawls-in'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/iheartradio.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/iheartradio.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/iheartradio-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(I Heart Radio)' title='I Heart Radio'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/florida' title='Florida'><span class='ttag topic35'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520420 '  data-farkdomain='realradio921.iheart.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520420/realradio921.iheart.com/featured/the-penthouse/content/2022-08-19-florida-man-with-machete-crawls-in'>Florida Man with machete crawls into man&#39;s bed, tells him &quot;I love you&quot;, and then slices deputy all before being shot dead</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520420 '  data-farkdomain='realradio921.iheart.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520420'>realradio921.iheart.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520420", "https://fark.com/go/12520420", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520420"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Florida%20Man%20with%20machete%20crawls%20into%20man%27s%20bed%2C%20tells%20him%20%22I%20love%20you%22%2C%20and%20then%20slices%20deputy%20all%20before%20being%20shot%20dead&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520420&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520420')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520420/Florida-Man-with-machete-crawls-into-mans-bed-tells-him-I-love-you-then-slices-deputy-all-before-being-shot-dead" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">36</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12519888" data-headline-count="8">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519888 '  data-farkdomain='6abc.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519888/6abc.com/roosevelt-boulevard-fatal-crash-deveraux-avenue-driver-pulls-passenger-through-sunroof-trie'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/6abcphiladelphia.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/6abcphiladelphia.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/6abcphiladelphia-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(6ABC Philadelphia)' title='6ABC Philadelphia'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/scary' title='Scary'><span class='ttag topic19'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519888 '  data-farkdomain='6abc.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519888/6abc.com/roosevelt-boulevard-fatal-crash-deveraux-avenue-driver-pulls-passenger-through-sunroof-trie'>After a vehicle vs light pole collision, driver pulls female victim through vehicle&#39;s sunroof, tries to remove license plate then runs off on foot. If you guessed Florida, try again. This time it&#39;s Pennsylvania</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519888 '  data-farkdomain='6abc.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519888'>6abc.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12519888", "https://fark.com/go/12519888", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12519888"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=After%20a%20vehicle%20vs%20light%20pole%20collision%2C%20driver%20pulls%20female%20victim%20through%20vehicle%27s%20sunroof%2C%20tries%20to%20remove%20license%20plate%20then%20runs%20off%20on%20foot.%20If%20you%20guessed%20Florida%2C%20try%20again.%20This%20time%20it%27s%20Pennsylvania&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12519888&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12519888')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12519888/After-a-vehicle-vs-light-pole-collision-driver-pulls-female-victim-through-vehicles-sunroof-tries-to-remove-license-plate-then-runs-off-on-foot-If-you-guessed-Florida-try-again-This-time-its-Pennsylvania" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">24</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520078" data-headline-count="9">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520078 '  data-farkdomain='thedailybeast.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520078/www.thedailybeast.com/seal-enters-new-zealand-home-through-cat-flap-door-leaves-pet-traumatized%3Fre'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/thedailybeast.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/thedailybeast.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/thedailybeast-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(The Daily Beast)' title='The Daily Beast'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/repeat' title='Repeat'><span class='ttag topic45'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520078 '  data-farkdomain='thedailybeast.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520078/www.thedailybeast.com/seal-enters-new-zealand-home-through-cat-flap-door-leaves-pet-traumatized%3Fre'>Seal enters family&#39;s home through pet door. Crazy</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520078 '  data-farkdomain='thedailybeast.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520078'>thedailybeast.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520078", "https://fark.com/go/12520078", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520078"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Seal%20enters%20family%27s%20home%20through%20pet%20door.%20Crazy&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520078&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520078')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520078/Seal-enters-familys-home-through-pet-door-Crazy" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">26</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow spau"><td colspan="4" style="max-width: 865px">  <div id="native_ad2"><script> googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('native_ad2'); });</script></div>   </td></tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520314" data-headline-count="10">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520314 '  data-farkdomain='lawandcrime.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520314/lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/black-professors-and-student-file-lawsuit-against-floridas-stop-woke-act-cal'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/lawandcrime.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/lawandcrime.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/lawandcrime-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Law and Crime)' title='Law and Crime'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/florida' title='Florida'><span class='ttag topic35'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520314 '  data-farkdomain='lawandcrime.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520314/lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/black-professors-and-student-file-lawsuit-against-floridas-stop-woke-act-cal'>Professor, students sue over &quot;Don&#39;t say race&quot; act</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520314 '  data-farkdomain='lawandcrime.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520314'>lawandcrime.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520314", "https://fark.com/go/12520314", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520314"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Professor%2C%20students%20sue%20over%20%22Don%27t%20say%20race%22%20act&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520314&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520314')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520314/Professor-students-sue-over-Dont-say-race-act" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">80</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520356" data-headline-count="11">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520356 '  data-farkdomain='cnbc.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520356/www.cnbc.com/2022/08/19/direct-potable-reuse-why-drinking-water-could-include-recycled-sewage.html'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/cnbc.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/cnbc.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/cnbc-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(CNBC)' title='CNBC'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/interesting' title='Interesting'><span class='ttag topic02'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520356 '  data-farkdomain='cnbc.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520356/www.cnbc.com/2022/08/19/direct-potable-reuse-why-drinking-water-could-include-recycled-sewage.html'>There really is something in the water in Texas and Arizona</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520356 '  data-farkdomain='cnbc.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520356'>cnbc.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520356", "https://fark.com/go/12520356", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520356"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=There%20really%20is%20something%20in%20the%20water%20in%20Texas%20and%20Arizona&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520356&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520356')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520356/There-really-is-something-in-water-in-Texas-Arizona" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">31</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520388" data-headline-count="12">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520388 '  data-farkdomain='twitter.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520388/twitter.com/incunabula/status/1560325523376594945'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/twitter.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/twitter.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/twitter-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Twitter)' title='Twitter'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/spiffy' title='Spiffy'><span class='ttag topic16'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520388 '  data-farkdomain='twitter.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520388/twitter.com/incunabula/status/1560325523376594945'>Not only is there a Finnish word to describe Farkers, there are now two emojis as well</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520388 '  data-farkdomain='twitter.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520388'>twitter.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520388", "https://fark.com/go/12520388", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520388"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Not%20only%20is%20there%20a%20Finnish%20word%20to%20describe%20Farkers%2C%20there%20are%20now%20two%20emojis%20as%20well&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520388&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520388')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520388/Not-only-is-there-a-Finnish-word-to-describe-Farkers-there-are-now-two-emojis-as-well" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">64</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520200" data-headline-count="13">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520200 '  data-farkdomain='msn.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520200/www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/constitution-be-damned-the-fda-is-moving-ahead-to-ban-almond-milk/ar-AA10O'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/msn.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/msn.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/msn-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(MSN)' title='MSN'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/facepalm' title='Facepalm'><span class='ttag topic49'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520200 '  data-farkdomain='msn.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520200/www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/constitution-be-damned-the-fda-is-moving-ahead-to-ban-almond-milk/ar-AA10O'>Big dairy orders the FDA to MOOOOve its arse and ban Almond Milk despite what the Constitution says</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520200 '  data-farkdomain='msn.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520200'>msn.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520200", "https://fark.com/go/12520200", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520200"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Big%20dairy%20orders%20the%20FDA%20to%20MOOOOve%20its%20arse%20and%20ban%20Almond%20Milk%20despite%20what%20the%20Constitution%20says&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520200&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520200')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520200/Big-dairy-orders-FDA-to-MOOOOve-its-arse-ban-Almond-Milk-despite-what-Constitution-says" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">191</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12519864" data-headline-count="14">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519864 '  data-farkdomain='kcur.org' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519864/www.kcur.org/news/2022-08-18/honeybees-are-still-on-the-decline-recent-survey-found-that-could-sting'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/npr.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/npr.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/npr-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(NPR)' title='NPR'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/interesting' title='Interesting'><span class='ttag topic02'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519864 '  data-farkdomain='kcur.org' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519864/www.kcur.org/news/2022-08-18/honeybees-are-still-on-the-decline-recent-survey-found-that-could-sting'>Declining honeybee populations could sting crop productions. Beelieve it</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519864 '  data-farkdomain='kcur.org' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519864'>kcur.org</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12519864", "https://fark.com/go/12519864", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12519864"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Declining%20honeybee%20populations%20could%20sting%20crop%20productions.%20Beelieve%20it&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12519864&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12519864')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12519864/Declining-honeybee-populations-could-sting-crop-productions-Beelieve-it" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">31</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520130" data-headline-count="15">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520130 '  data-farkdomain='thehill.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520130/thehill.com/homenews/ap/ap-u-s-news/see-it-squish-it-fighting-the-invasive-spotted-lanternfly/%3Futm'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/thehill.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/thehill.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/thehill-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(The Hill)' title='The Hill'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/psa' title='PSA'><span class='ttag topic14'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520130 '  data-farkdomain='thehill.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520130/thehill.com/homenews/ap/ap-u-s-news/see-it-squish-it-fighting-the-invasive-spotted-lanternfly/%3Futm'>See it? Now squish it</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520130 '  data-farkdomain='thehill.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520130'>thehill.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520130", "https://fark.com/go/12520130", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520130"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=See%20it%3F%20Now%20squish%20it&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520130&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520130')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520130/See-it-Now-squish-it" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">34</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12519700" data-headline-count="16">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519700 '  data-farkdomain='dailystar.co.uk' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519700/www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/woman-gives-sorry-your-loss-27781626%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/dailystar.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/dailystar.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/dailystar-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Daily Star)' title='Daily Star'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/dumbass' title='Dumbass'><span class='ttag topic34'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519700 '  data-farkdomain='dailystar.co.uk' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519700/www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/woman-gives-sorry-your-loss-27781626%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium'>Woman, who&#39;s a little full of herself, gives &#39;sorry for your loss&#39; candles to colleagues after quitting job so they can mourn her leaving (possible nsfw content on page)</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519700 '  data-farkdomain='dailystar.co.uk' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519700'>dailystar.co.uk</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12519700", "https://fark.com/go/12519700", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12519700"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Woman%2C%20who%27s%20a%20little%20full%20of%20herself%2C%20gives%20%27sorry%20for%20your%20loss%27%20candles%20to%20colleagues%20after%20quitting%20job%20so%20they%20can%20mourn%20her%20leaving%20%28possible%20nsfw%20content%20on%20page%29&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12519700&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12519700')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12519700/Woman-whos-a-little-full-of-herself-gives-sorry-for-your-loss-candles-to-colleagues-after-quitting-job-so-they-can-mourn-her-leaving-possible-nsfw-content-on-page" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">38</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12519764" data-headline-count="17">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519764 '  data-farkdomain='chattanoogapulse.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519764/www.chattanoogapulse.com/local-news/health-news/new-data-indicates-tennessee-s-kids-continue-to-stru'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/chattanoogapulse.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/chattanoogapulse.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/chattanoogapulse-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Chattanooga Pulse)' title='Chattanooga Pulse'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/sad' title='Sad'><span class='ttag topic05'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519764 '  data-farkdomain='chattanoogapulse.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519764/www.chattanoogapulse.com/local-news/health-news/new-data-indicates-tennessee-s-kids-continue-to-stru'>The kids are not alright</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519764 '  data-farkdomain='chattanoogapulse.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519764'>chattanoogapulse.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12519764", "https://fark.com/go/12519764", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12519764"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=The%20kids%20are%20not%20alright&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12519764&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12519764')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12519764/The-kids-are-not-alright" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">82</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12519918" data-headline-count="18">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519918 '  data-farkdomain='bbc.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519918/www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62592714%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_content%3Dli'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/bbcus.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/bbcus.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/bbcus-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(BBC-US)' title='BBC-US'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/strange' title='Strange'><span class='ttag topic10'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519918 '  data-farkdomain='bbc.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519918/www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62592714%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_content%3Dli'>&quot;Pick a side...NOW&quot;</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519918 '  data-farkdomain='bbc.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519918'>bbc.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12519918", "https://fark.com/go/12519918", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12519918"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=%22Pick%20a%20side...NOW%22&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12519918&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12519918')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12519918/Pick-a-sideNOW" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">72</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520204" data-headline-count="19">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520204 '  data-farkdomain='theguardian.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520204/www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/19/generation-sensible-risk-missing-out-life-experiences-therap'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/guardian.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/guardian.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/guardian-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Guardian)' title='Guardian'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/obvious' title='Obvious'><span class='ttag topic15'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520204 '  data-farkdomain='theguardian.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520204/www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/19/generation-sensible-risk-missing-out-life-experiences-therap'>Gee, I wonder why</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520204 '  data-farkdomain='theguardian.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520204'>theguardian.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520204", "https://fark.com/go/12520204", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520204"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Gee%2C%20I%20wonder%20why&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520204&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520204')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520204/Gee-I-wonder-why" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">74</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12519828" data-headline-count="20">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519828 '  data-farkdomain='thehill.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519828/thehill.com/policy/international/3606802-war-in-ukraine-calm-is-an-illusion-in-odesa/%3Futm_source'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/thehill.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/thehill.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/thehill-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(The Hill)' title='The Hill'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/scary' title='Scary'><span class='ttag topic19'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519828 '  data-farkdomain='thehill.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519828/thehill.com/policy/international/3606802-war-in-ukraine-calm-is-an-illusion-in-odesa/%3Futm_source'>The calm is a lie</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519828 '  data-farkdomain='thehill.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519828'>thehill.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12519828", "https://fark.com/go/12519828", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12519828"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=The%20calm%20is%20a%20lie&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12519828&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12519828')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12519828/The-calm-is-a-lie" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">21</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520012" data-headline-count="21">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520012 '  data-farkdomain='npr.org' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520012/www.npr.org/2022/08/19/1115641627/how-realistic-are-the-post-roe-abortion-workarounds-that-are-filli'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/npr.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/npr.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/npr-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(NPR)' title='NPR'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/obvious' title='Obvious'><span class='ttag topic15'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520012 '  data-farkdomain='npr.org' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520012/www.npr.org/2022/08/19/1115641627/how-realistic-are-the-post-roe-abortion-workarounds-that-are-filli'>You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out that most of those post-Roe workarounds for getting abortions aren&#39;t realistic for most people. You mean Elon Musk isn&#39;t going to pick me up in a rocket and fly me to an offshore Abortionplex?</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520012 '  data-farkdomain='npr.org' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520012'>npr.org</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520012", "https://fark.com/go/12520012", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520012"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=You%20might%20want%20to%20sit%20down%20for%20this%2C%20but%20it%20turns%20out%20that%20most%20of%20those%20post-Roe%20workarounds%20for%20getting%20abortions%20aren%27t%20realistic%20for%20most%20people.%20You%20mean%20Elon%20Musk%20isn%27t%20going%20to%20pick%20me%20up%20in%20a%20rocket%20and%20fly%20me%20to%20an%20offshore%20Abortionplex%3F&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520012&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520012')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520012/You-might-want-to-sit-down-for-this-but-it-turns-out-that-most-of-those-post-Roe-workarounds-for-getting-abortions-arent-realistic-for-most-people-You-mean-Elon-Musk-isnt-going-to-pick-me-up-in-a-rocket-fly-me-to-an-offshore-Abortionplex" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">82</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520000" data-headline-count="22">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520000 '  data-farkdomain='slate.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520000/slate.com/culture/2022/08/game-thrones-house-dragon-hbo-max-prequel-review.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/slate.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/slate.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/slate-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Slate)' title='Slate'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/fail' title='Fail'><span class='ttag topic42'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520000 '  data-farkdomain='slate.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520000/slate.com/culture/2022/08/game-thrones-house-dragon-hbo-max-prequel-review.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark'>It looks like the new Game of Thrones series is going to pick up right where that horse drawing that symbolized the overall quality of the first series&#39; seasons left off</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520000 '  data-farkdomain='slate.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520000'>slate.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520000", "https://fark.com/go/12520000", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520000"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=It%20looks%20like%20the%20new%20Game%20of%20Thrones%20series%20is%20going%20to%20pick%20up%20right%20where%20that%20horse%20drawing%20that%20symbolized%20the%20overall%20quality%20of%20the%20first%20series%27%20seasons%20left%20off&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520000&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520000')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520000/It-looks-like-new-Game-of-Thrones-series-is-going-to-pick-up-right-where-that-horse-drawing-that-symbolized-overall-quality-of-first-series-seasons-left-off" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">92</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520042" data-headline-count="23">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520042 '  data-farkdomain='theroot.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520042/www.theroot.com/six-months-after-hbcu-bomb-threats-no-arrests-or-suspe-1849430212%3Futm_source%3Dfar'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/theroot.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/theroot.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/theroot-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(The Root)' title='The Root'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/asinine' title='Asinine'><span class='ttag topic13'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520042 '  data-farkdomain='theroot.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520042/www.theroot.com/six-months-after-hbcu-bomb-threats-no-arrests-or-suspe-1849430212%3Futm_source%3Dfar'>Back in January, eight colleges and universities received bomb threats on the same day, which naturally prompted state and federal to pull out all the stops to... wait ... (holds hand to ear) ... okay, no suspects, no arrests. Gee... wonder why?</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520042 '  data-farkdomain='theroot.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520042'>theroot.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12520042", "https://fark.com/go/12520042", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12520042"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Back%20in%20January%2C%20eight%20colleges%20and%20universities%20received%20bomb%20threats%20on%20the%20same%20day%2C%20which%20naturally%20prompted%20state%20and%20federal%20to%20pull%20out%20all%20the%20stops%20to...%20wait%20...%20%28holds%20hand%20to%20ear%29%20...%20okay%2C%20no%20suspects%2C%20no%20arrests.%20Gee...%20wonder%20why%3F&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12520042&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12520042')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12520042/Back-in-January-eight-colleges-universities-received-bomb-threats-on-same-day-which-naturally-prompted-state-federal-to-pull-out-all-stops-to-wait-holds-hand-to-ear-okay-no-suspects-no-arrests-Gee-wonder-why" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">46</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12519816" data-headline-count="24">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519816 '  data-farkdomain='msn.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519816/www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/why-do-mosquitoes-bite-some-people-more-than-others/ar-AA10PHix%3Fl'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/msn.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/msn.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/msn-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(MSN)' title='MSN'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/interesting' title='Interesting'><span class='ttag topic02'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519816 '  data-farkdomain='msn.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519816/www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/why-do-mosquitoes-bite-some-people-more-than-others/ar-AA10PHix%3Fl'>...because some people&#39;s blood is tastier?</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519816 '  data-farkdomain='msn.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519816'>msn.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12519816", "https://fark.com/go/12519816", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12519816"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=...because%20some%20people%27s%20blood%20is%20tastier%3F&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12519816&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12519816')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12519816/because-some-peoples-blood-is-tastier" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">30</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12519670" data-headline-count="25">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519670 '  data-farkdomain='thenewcivilrightsmovement.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519670/www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/08/florida-christian-school-warns-parents-all-lgbtq-students-'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/thenewcivilrightsmovement.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/thenewcivilrightsmovement.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2018/links/thenewcivilrightsmovement-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(The New Civil Rights Movement)' title='The New Civil Rights Movement'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/florida' title='Florida'><span class='ttag topic35'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519670 '  data-farkdomain='thenewcivilrightsmovement.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519670/www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/08/florida-christian-school-warns-parents-all-lgbtq-students-'>Christian school promises parents it will expell all LGBTQ students because Jesus</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519670 '  data-farkdomain='thenewcivilrightsmovement.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519670'>thenewcivilrightsmovement.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12519670", "https://fark.com/go/12519670", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12519670"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Christian%20school%20promises%20parents%20it%20will%20expell%20all%20LGBTQ%20students%20because%20Jesus&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12519670&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12519670')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12519670/Christian-school-promises-parents-it-will-expell-all-LGBTQ-students-because-Jesus" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">128</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12519808" data-headline-count="26">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519808 '  data-farkdomain='news.com.au' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519808/www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/queens-granddaughter-lady-louise-windsor-is-work'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/newscomau.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/newscomau.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/newscomau-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(News.com.au)' title='News.com.au'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/interesting' title='Interesting'><span class='ttag topic02'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519808 '  data-farkdomain='news.com.au' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519808/www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/queens-granddaughter-lady-louise-windsor-is-work'>Royal granddaughter had a secret $11 an hour job at a garden store - and no one noticed</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12519808 '  data-farkdomain='news.com.au' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12519808'>news.com.au</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/12519808", "https://fark.com/go/12519808", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/12519808"); return false;'>
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareFacebook.gif" height="16" width="16" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook"> </a>  <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Royal%20granddaughter%20had%20a%20secret%20%2411%20an%20hour%20job%20at%20a%20garden%20store%20-%20and%20no%20one%20noticed&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F12519808&amp;related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed" onClick="trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https://fark.com/go/12519808')">
        <img class="bookmarkIcon" height="16" width="16" src="https://img.fark.net/images/2009/site/shareTwitter.png" alt="Share on Twitter" title="Share on Twitter"></a>  </div>   </td>

    <td class="headlineComments">    <div class="icon_comment_container">
                 <a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/12519808/Royal-granddaughter-had-a-secret-$11-an-hour-job-at-a-garden-store-no-one-noticed" target="_top" class="icon_comment">  <span class="icon_comment_count">40</span>  </a>    </div>          <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>   </tr><tr class="headlineRow id12520008" data-headline-count="27">

     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520008 '  data-farkdomain='twitter.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520008/twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1560378161749102592'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/twitter.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/twitter.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/twitter-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Twitter)' title='Twitter'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

    <td class="headlineTopic">
          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/interesting' title='Interesting'><span class='ttag topic02'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520008 '  data-farkdomain='twitter.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12520008/twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1560378161749102592'>That&#39;s one heck of a storm</a> </span>
                <div class="hlSpacer URLHover">
                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12520008 '  data-farkdomain='twitter.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.c
URL
GET http://www.fark.com/
Response Headers
Content-Length:
0
Location:
https://www.fark.com/
Response Body

Empty body

Resolver

Resolver ASN
AS29049
Resolver IP
62.212.239.20
Resolver Network Name
Delta Telecom Ltd
Measurement UID
20220819203132.496574_AZ_webconnectivity_332a722603caa3e3
Report ID
20220819T202631Z_webconnectivity_AZ_29049_n1_oHUBlWbFAMo6uUzQ
Platform
windows
Software Name
ooniprobe-desktop-unattended (3.14.1)
Measurement Engine
ooniprobe-engine (3.14.1)

Raw Measurement Data

Loading…