Websites
Runtime: 4.9s
On August 17, 2022 at 8:04:14 AM UTC, http://www.fark.com/ was accessible when tested on AS14754 in Honduras.
Failures
HTTP Experiment
null
DNS Experiment
null
Control
null
DNS Queries
Resolver:
216.230.139.5
Query:
IN A www.fark.com
Engine:
system
Name
Class
TTL
Type
DATA
Answer IP Info
@
IN
A
165.227.248.64
AS14061 (DigitalOcean, LLC)
Query:
IN AAAA www.fark.com
Engine:
system
Name
Class
TTL
Type
DATA
Answer IP Info
@
IN
AAAA
2604:a880:800:c1::20a:2001
AS14061 (DigitalOcean, LLC)
@
IN
AAAA
2604:a880:800:c1::16c:6001
AS14061 (DigitalOcean, LLC)
TCP Connections
2604:a880:800:c1::16c:6001:80: succeeded
165.227.248.64:80: succeeded
2604:a880:800:c1::20a:2001:80: succeeded
HTTP Requests
URL
GET https://www.fark.com/
Response Headers
Cache-Control:no-cacheContent-Security-Policy:frame-ancestors https://*.fark.com https://*.fark.netContent-Type:text/htmlDate:Wed, 17 Aug 2022 08:04:14 GMTExpires:Wed, 17 Aug 2022 08:04:13 GMTReferrer-Policy:origin-when-cross-originServer:nginxStrict-Transport-Security:max-age=15552000Vary:Accept-EncodingX-Drunk-On:champagneX-Frame-Options:deny
Response Body
<!doctype html>
<!-- Report problems to https://www.fark.com/farkback/error -->
<!-- Duke Sucks -->
<html class="no-js" lang="en">
<head>
<title>Drew Curtis' FARK.com</title> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.">
<meta name="keywords" content="Fark, Fark.com, Drew Curtis, News, Community News, Social News, News Flash, Funny News, Weird News, Odd News, Strange News, Satirical News, Humor, Photoshop, Photoshop Contest, Memes, Caturday, Comments, News Commentary, Political News, Celebrity News, Sports News, Geek News">
<meta property="fb:admins" content="741339004,690298743,503216953">
<meta property="og:type" content="website"> <meta property="og:image" content="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif"> <link rel="image_src" type="image/gif" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif"> <meta property="og:url" content="https://www.fark.com/"> <link rel="canonical" href="https://www.fark.com/"> <meta name="viewport" content="minimum-scale=0.35, width=device-width"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="https://www.fark.com/favicon.ico">
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2008/site/fark-webclip.png">
<meta name="referrer" content="always"> <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.fark.com/css/farkstyle_desktop.min_1659960015.css" media="screen"> <script src="https://www.fark.com/js/farktools_desktop.min_1660684938.js"></script> <script>
function fnGetDomain(url) {
var domain = url.match(/^(?:ftp|https?):\/\/(?:www\.)?([^\/:]+)[\/:]?.*$/i);
return (domain) ? domain[1].toLowerCase() : "";
}
var adsense_referrer_channel = fnGetDomain(document.referrer);
</script> <!-- GAM setup -->
<script async src="//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt.js"></script>
<script>
var googletag = googletag || {};
googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];
googletag.cmd.push(function() {
googletag.pubads().disableInitialLoad();
});
googletag.cmd.push(function() {
fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard',
[ [728, 90], [970, 90], 'fluid'
],
'topAd728x90'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard',
[ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], 'fluid'
],
'rightAd300x250'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle',
[ [300, 250], [336, 280], 'fluid'
],
'rightAd300x250Middle'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg',
[ [300, 250], 'fluid'
],
'stickyAd300x250'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower',
[ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], 'fluid'
],
'rightAd300x250Lower'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower',
[ [728, 90], [970, 90], 'fluid'
],
'bottomAd728x90'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
/*
fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/Intellidisplay',
[ [300, 250], [300, 600], ],
'intelli-1'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
*/ // set up native ad slots
fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-1-2x2',
[ [2, 2], [2, 70], 'fluid'],
'native_ad1').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "13fc1914");
fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-2-2x2',
[ [2, 2], [2, 70], 'fluid'],
'native_ad2').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "1686c574");
// googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest();
googletag.pubads().set("page_url", window.location.href);
googletag.pubads().set("adsense_channel_ids", adsense_referrer_channel);
googletag.pubads().setSafeFrameConfig({sandbox: true, allowOverlayExpansion: false, allowPushExpansion: false}); googletag.pubads().setTargeting("ut","n");
googletag.pubads().setTargeting("rf","0");
googletag.pubads().setTargeting("up_recovery","false");
googletag.pubads().addEventListener('slotRenderEnded', function (event) {
var containerId = event.slot.getSlotElementId();
var containerEl = document.getElementById(containerId);
if (containerEl === null) return;
var iframeEl = containerEl.querySelectorAll('iframe')[0];
// it's delayed by 10 milliseconds, because iframe is not yet fully rendered
// and limited to max to 10 seconds to wait
setTimeout(
function () {
var thisad;
// `src` attribute is null when iframe is FriendlyIframe (non AdX), and
// when it's present, then it's SafeFrame (AdX)
if (typeof iframeEl !== "undefined" && iframeEl.getAttribute('src') !== null) {
thisad = containerEl.getAttribute('id') + ' is a google adx ad. \n';
thisad += 'name: '+iframeEl.getAttribute('name')+'\n';
thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
thisad += 'slot.getEscapedQemQueryId(): '+event.slot.getEscapedQemQueryId()+'\n';
//thisad += 'slot.N._html_: '+event.slot.N._html_+'\n';
} else {
thisad = containerEl.getAttribute('id')+' is not a google adx ad \n';
thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'lineItemId: '+event.lineItemId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
}
fark.page.ofnida[containerId] = thisad;
}, 10);
processGTEventListener(event);
});
/*
googletag.pubads().enableLazyLoad({
// fetchMarginPercent: 200, // Fetch slots within 2 viewports.
// renderMarginPercent: 200, // Render slots within 2 viewports.
fetchMarginPercent: 100, // Fetch slots within 1 viewport.
renderMarginPercent: 100, // Render slots within 1 viewport.
mobileScaling: 10.0 // large value to load all ads on mobile at once
});
*/
googletag.enableServices();
// set up dictionary to be used by IntersectionObserver to lazy load auctions
// we want this global, so don't use 'var' (or 'let')
fark.globals.adUnitsDict = { topAd728x90: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard',
ad_sizes: [ [728, 90], [970, 90], ],
}, rightAd300x250: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard',
ad_sizes: [ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], ],
}, rightAd300x250Middle: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle',
ad_sizes: [ [300, 250], [336, 280], ],
}, stickyAd300x250: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg',
ad_sizes: [ [300, 250], ],
}, rightAd300x250Lower: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower',
ad_sizes: [ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], ],
}, bottomAd728x90: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower',
ad_sizes: [ [728, 90], [970, 90], ],
}, native_ad1: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-1-2x2',
ad_sizes: [ [2, 2], [2, 70], ],
}, native_ad2: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-2-2x2',
ad_sizes: [ [2, 2], [2, 70], ],
},
};
});
</script>
<!-- End GAM Setup -->
<!-- Amazon AUM setup -->
<script>
//load the apstag.js library
!function(a9,a,p,s,t,A,g){if(a[a9])return;function q(c,r){a[a9]._Q.push([c,r])}a[a9]={init:function(){q("i",arguments)},fetchBids:function(){q("f",arguments)},setDisplayBids:function(){},targetingKeys:function(){return[]},_Q:[]};A=p.createElement(s);A.async=!0;A.src=t;g=p.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];g.parentNode.insertBefore(A,g)}("apstag",window,document,"script","//c.amazon-adsystem.com/aax2/apstag.js");
//initialize the apstag.js library on the page to allow bidding
apstag.init({
pubID: '59bb6420-55c2-4d42-9b17-abd4f27d4710', //enter your pub ID here as shown above, it must within quotes
adServer: 'googletag'
});
</script>
<!-- End Amazon AUM setup -->
<!-- Prebid.js setup -->
<script async src="https://www.fark.com/js/prebid_1648606197.js"></script>
<script>
var PREBID_TIMEOUT = 1200;
var pbjs = pbjs || {};
pbjs.que = pbjs.que || [];
var adUnits = [{
"code": "rightAd300x250",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]],
"pos" : 1 }
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972657",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "te3wMRv1ow0w6qvDIa0Yeb7I",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '58000',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard',
"dom_id": 'rightAd300x250'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "215714",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337561
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178659",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'aHvmW6t2er6R82aKkv7mNO',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'yahoossp',
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c8101290035'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350347'
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "7895d426a704c60f43d29e95c61599d9"
// }
}]
}, {
"code": "rightAd300x250Middle",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "15570605",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "DdWKurLrMy4fyoOfjGRM8VGt",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '61915',
}
// }, { # waiting to activate sonobi on mid-billboard until they catch up on payments and we send them ad units to create
// "bidder": "sonobi",
// "params": {
// "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle',
// "dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Middle'
// }
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "1246006",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": '605461'
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "540686937",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'aXK9aat2er6OoZaKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'yahoossp',
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c7fa2c70031'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350348'
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "f15508bbb9b7c36f3b65c54fbcfc018d"
// }
}]
}, {
"code": "rightAd300x250Lower",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972661",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "CM1Eml5MQq08Bpyjwlj7xmVw",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '58001',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower',
"dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Lower'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "218414",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337563
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178650",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'bgf90at2er6Qz2aKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'yahoossp',
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c80255e0033'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350349'
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "f15508bbb9b7c36f3b65c54fbcfc018d"
// }
}]
}, {
"code": "stickyAd300x250",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "18576545",
}
// }, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '95672',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg',
"dom_id": 'stickyAd300x250'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "1590322", "position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 687828
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "540976194",
}
}, {
"bidder": 'yahoossp',
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c7e774e002f'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4558715'
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "cedato",
// "params": {
// "player_id": "710497154",
// }
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'b_cqtQt2er6Qb-aKlId8sQ',
"productId": 'siab'
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "f15508bbb9b7c36f3b65c54fbcfc018d"
// }
}]
}, {
"code": "topAd728x90",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[728, 90], [970, 90]],
"pos" : 1
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972641",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "YAlbuiCkVF4fMV17MC8YtoZe",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '58002',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard',
"dom_id": 'topAd728x90'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "215714",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337564
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178632",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'ajhXCgt2er6PueaKlId8sQ',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'yahoossp',
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c80630a0034'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350345'
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "30f7da928a1e074a0b1c923734549d06"
// }
}]
}, {
"code": "bottomAd728x90",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[728, 90], [970, 90]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972653",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "zTFbLFy9BFrtSLlOF2x3u1Xk",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '58003',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower',
"dom_id": 'bottomAd728x90'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "218414",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337566
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178630",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'bBGiskt2er6OoZaKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'yahoossp',
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c7fe8890032'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350346'
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "25a94ecb6a0d4d1dea2ab5f335438d98"
// }
}] }, {
"code": "native_ad1",
"bids": [{
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "13fc1914"
}
}],
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[2, 2]]
}
} }, {
"code": "native_ad2",
"bids": [{
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "1686c574"
}
}],
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[2, 2]]
}
} }];
pbjs.que.push(function() {
pbjs.addAdUnits(adUnits);
pbjs.bidderSettings = {
// adjust the bid in real time before the auction takes place
rubicon: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * .86;
},
},
};
const customConfigObject = {
"buckets" : [{
"precision": 2, //default is 2 if omitted - means 2.1234 rounded to 2 decimal places = 2.12
"max" : 3,
"increment" : 0.01 // from $0 to $3, 1-cent increments
},
{
"max" : 8,
"increment" : 0.05 // from $3 to $8, round down to the previous 5-cent increment
},
{
"max" : 20,
"increment" : 0.50 // from $8 to $20, round down to the previous 50-cent increment
},
{
"max" : 42,
"increment" : 1.00 // from $20 to $42, round down to the previous 1-dollar increment
},
{
"max" : 50,
"increment" : 2.00 // from $42 to $50, round down to the previous 2-dollar increment
}]
};
pbjs.setConfig({
enableSendAllBids: true,
bidderSequence: "random",
priceGranularity: customConfigObject,
publisherDomain: "fark.com",
bidderTimeout: 1200,
useBidCache: true,
consentManagement: {
usp: {
cmpApi: 'iab'
// timeout: 3000 // US Privacy timeout - use the default (10_000)
}
}
});
});
</script>
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<script>
(function (d, s, n) {
var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];
js = d.createElement(s);
js.className = n;
js.src = "//player.ex.co/player/15ec9b58-db5a-477e-ac99-103dcb88aff7";
fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);
}(document, 'script', 'exco-player'));
</script> <script src="//native.sharethrough.com/assets/sfp.js"></script> <script>
// fark.page.headerbidTargeting = "";
fark.page.rcPageName = "homepage";
fark.page.isMobile = false;
fark.page.isDesktop = true;
$.ajaxSetup({ timeout: 15000 });
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner = new Image();
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner.src = 'https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif';
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinnerRaw = '<\img alt="..." src="https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif" width="16" height="16">';
</script>
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<script async="true">
(function() {
var host = 'fark.com';
var element = document.createElement('script');
var firstScript = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
var url = 'https://cmp.quantcast.com'
.concat('/choice/', '90W110YesRJyT', '/', host, '/choice.js');
var uspTries = 0;
var uspTriesLimit = 3;
element.async = true;
element.type = 'text/javascript';
element.src = url;
firstScript.parentNode.insertBefore(element, firstScript);
function makeStub() {
var TCF_LOCATOR_NAME = '__tcfapiLocator';
var queue = [];
var win = window;
var cmpFrame;
function addFrame() {
var doc = win.document;
var otherCMP = !!(win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]);
if (!otherCMP) {
if (doc.body) {
var iframe = doc.createElement('iframe');
iframe.style.cssText = 'display:none';
iframe.name = TCF_LOCATOR_NAME;
doc.body.appendChild(iframe);
} else {
setTimeout(addFrame, 5);
}
}
return !otherCMP;
}
function tcfAPIHandler() {
var gdprApplies;
var args = arguments;
if (!args.length) {
return queue;
} else if (args[0] === 'setGdprApplies') {
if (
args.length > 3 &&
args[2] === 2 &&
typeof args[3] === 'boolean'
) {
gdprApplies = args[3];
if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
args[2]('set', true);
}
}
} else if (args[0] === 'ping') {
var retr = {
gdprApplies: gdprApplies,
cmpLoaded: false,
cmpStatus: 'stub'
};
if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
args[2](retr);
}
} else {
if(args[0] === 'init' && typeof args[3] === 'object') {
args[3] = { ...args[3], tag_version: 'V2' };
}
queue.push(args);
}
}
function postMessageEventHandler(event) {
var msgIsString = typeof event.data === 'string';
var json = {};
try {
if (msgIsString) {
json = JSON.parse(event.data);
} else {
json = event.data;
}
} catch (ignore) {}
var payload = json.__tcfapiCall;
if (payload) {
window.__tcfapi(
payload.command,
payload.version,
function(retValue, success) {
var returnMsg = {
__tcfapiReturn: {
returnValue: retValue,
success: success,
callId: payload.callId
}
};
if (msgIsString) {
returnMsg = JSON.stringify(returnMsg);
}
if (event && event.source && event.source.postMessage) {
event.source.postMessage(returnMsg, '*');
}
},
payload.parameter
);
}
}
while (win) {
try {
if (win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]) {
cmpFrame = win;
break;
}
} catch (ignore) {}
if (win === window.top) {
break;
}
win = win.parent;
}
if (!cmpFrame) {
addFrame();
win.__tcfapi = tcfAPIHandler;
win.addEventListener('message', postMessageEventHandler, false);
}
};
makeStub();
var uspStubFunction = function() {
var arg = arguments;
if (typeof window.__uspapi !== uspStubFunction) {
setTimeout(function() {
if (typeof window.__uspapi !== 'undefined') {
window.__uspapi.apply(window.__uspapi, arg);
}
}, 500);
}
};
var checkIfUspIsReady = function() {
uspTries++;
if (window.__uspapi === uspStubFunction && uspTries < uspTriesLimit) {
console.warn('USP is not accessible');
} else {
clearInterval(uspInterval);
}
};
if (typeof window.__uspapi === 'undefined') {
window.__uspapi = uspStubFunction;
var uspInterval = setInterval(checkIfUspIsReady, 6000);
}
})();
</script>
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<script async="" src="https://confiant-integrations.global.ssl.fastly.net/cEfft1aujoR3mcJAi8Jzh_8If_c/gpt_and_prebid/config.js"></script> <!-- END CONFIANT CODE --> <!-- CARBON STUB -->
<script>
!function(e,a){e.cca=e.cca||{tapPrebidQue:[],tapGAMQue:[]};var n=e.cca;e.pbjs=e.pbjs||{que:[]};var t=e.pbjs;t.que.push(function(){t.onEvent("bidWon",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapPrebidQue.push(JSON.stringify(e))})}),e.googletag=e.googletag||{cmd:[]};var u=e.googletag;u.cmd.push(function(){u.pubads().addEventListener("slotRenderEnded",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapGAMQue.push(e)})})}(window);
</script>
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<script>
(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga');
ga('create', 'UA-225200-1', 'auto'); ga('set', 'dimension1', 'Lurker');
var pixelRatio = (window.devicePixelRatio >= 1.5) ? "high" : "normal";
ga('set', 'dimension2', pixelRatio);
ga('set', 'dimension3', 'd');
ga('set', 'dimension5', 'g');
ga('set', 'dimension6', fark.page.io_vp);
ga('send', 'pageview'); // Append additional tracker
let gaObjName = window['GoogleAnalyticsObject'];
let adsTrackerName = 'adsTracker';
let adsTrackerProperty = 'UA-225200-6';
window[gaObjName]('create', adsTrackerProperty, 'auto', adsTrackerName);
window[gaObjName](adsTrackerName +'.send', 'pageview'); // Enable Analytics for Prebid
if (typeof pbjs !== "undefined") {
pbjs.que.push(function() {
pbjs.enableAnalytics({
provider: 'ga',
options: {
global: 'ga', // <string> name of GA global. Default is 'ga'
enableDistribution: true,
}
});
});
};
</script>
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<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-2CGLGL25G6"></script>
<script>
window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];
function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}
gtag('js', new Date());
gtag('config', 'G-2CGLGL25G6');
</script>
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<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=AW-996531763"></script>
<script>
window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];
function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}
gtag('js', new Date());
gtag('config', 'AW-996531763');
</script>
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abimg(1);
// ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'A', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
var dfp_ad_source = '';
dfp_ad_source = 'Fark DFP';
// ga('send', 'event', 'dfpsource', 'Display', 'Fark', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1}); abimg(2);
// ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'B', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
//abimg(3); // ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'C', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
var house_ad_billboard = "<iframe src=\"/aptminus/size3/1?abp=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" style=\"overflow:hidden;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>";
var house_ad_leaderboard = "<iframe src=\"/aptminus/size1/1?abp=1\" width=\"728\" height=\"90\" style=\"overflow:hidden;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>";
$(document).ready(function() {
if (!$("#header_ad").is(":visible")) {
// showPlea();
}
var tfarkToShow = "";
setTimeout(function() {
if(abTest()) {
abimg(4);
// ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'D', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
};
}, 8000);
}); </script> <meta name="robots" content="max-image-preview:large"> <style> .headlineRow:hover, .headlineRow:hover:nth-child(odd) { background-color: #eeeeff; } </style> <script src="https://www.youtube.com/iframe_api"></script>
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<script>
window.cca = window.cca || {};
window.cca.adiq = window.cca.adiq || {};
window.cca.adiq.que = window.cca.adiq.que || [];
window.cca.adiq.que.push(function(){
//syntactic sugar
var Check = window.cca.adiq.Check;
var addAttribute = window.cca.adiq.addAttribute;
var activateRule= window.cca.adiq.activateRule;
var pageload = window.cca.adiq.makeRule;
var revenueevent = window.cca.adiq.makeRevenueRule;
var timesinceload = window.cca.adiq.makeTimedRule;
var adiqfunc1 = function(){
if(document.querySelector('intelli-1')){
console.log('intelli-1 already exists - do nothing');
// ad already exists; do nothing
} else {
console.log('loading intelli-1 ad');
googletag.cmd.push(function(){
// set up intellidisplay slot
var node = document.querySelector('.rightColContent #intelli-1');
// node.style.marginTop="10px";
var parent = node.parentElement;
parent.style.display="block";
window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/Intellidisplay',
[ [300, 250], [300, 600], ],
'intelli-1'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
// Register the div
googletag.display('intelli-1');
});
googletag.cmd.push(function(){
pbjs.que.push( function() {
pbjs.addAdUnits({
"code": "intelli-1",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [300, 600]],
"pos" : 1
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "18576580",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "8yQoP3RZDpiCV8IItjnALpUl",
}
// }, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '95671',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/Intellidisplay',
"dom_id": 'intelli-1'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "1590324",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 687826
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "540976197",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'bQ5HVyt2er6OoWaKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": "yahoossp",
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9695c90174740b92960c7ede0f000a'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350350'
}
}]
});
pbjs.requestBids( {
timeout: 1000,
adUnitCodes: ['intelli-1'],
bidsBackHandler: function() {
pbjs.setTargetingForGPTAsync( [ window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot.getSlotElementId() ] );
//fark.page.headerbidTargeting = pbjs.getAdserverTargeting();
googletag.pubads().refresh([window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot]);
}
} );
} );
} );
}
function showIntellidisplayReportAdLink() {
var reportAdBlock = document.querySelector('#intelli-1-reportLink');
reportAdBlock.style.display="block"; }
if (document.readyState === 'loading') {
document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', (event) => {
showIntellidisplayReportAdLink();
});
} else {
showIntellidisplayReportAdLink();
}
}//end function 1
var adiqfunc2 = function(){
function hideIntellidisplayAndShowFns() {
var node = document.querySelector('#intelli-1');
var parent = node.parentElement;
parent.style.display="none";
//node.style.display="none";
/*
var kids = parent.children;
for (i=0;i<3;i++){
parent.removeChild(kids[0])
}
*/ }
if (document.readyState === 'loading') {
document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', (event) => {
hideIntellidisplayAndShowFns();
});
} else {
hideIntellidisplayAndShowFns();
}
}//end function 2
console.log('intelli-1 setting up rules');
//Rule 1 - First Page
cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule1", adiqfunc1);
var rule1 = pageload("rule1", 100,false);
addAttribute(rule1, new Check("getPageViews","=",1));
activateRule(rule1);
//Rule 2 - Later Page High Revenue
cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule2", adiqfunc1);
var rule2 = revenueevent("rule2", 100,false);
addAttribute(rule2, new Check("getPageViews",">",1));
addAttribute(rule2, new Check("getNumberRevenueEvents",">",4));
addAttribute(rule2, new Check("getAvgPageRevenue",">",2.95));
activateRule(rule2);
//Rule 3 - Hide The Unit
cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule3", adiqfunc2);
var rule3 = pageload("rule3", 100,false);
addAttribute(rule3, new Check("getPageViews",">",1));
activateRule(rule3);
});
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